I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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