I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
