They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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