I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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