Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
