i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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