He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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