just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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