stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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