i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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