I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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