you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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