Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
