Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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