Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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