so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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