i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You left your phone here
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