You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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