why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
