I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
