This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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