you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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