dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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