i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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