Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
you didnt know i had herpes?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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