I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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