One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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