So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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