We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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