It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
id be glad to
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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