That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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