My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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