she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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