i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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