Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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