There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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