Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
