actually, I'm a sock model
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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