Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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