I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN