the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Holy shit dude........stairs
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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