She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
this is an emotional support booty call
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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