So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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