That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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