I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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