What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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