we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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