Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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