I accidentally burped into my bong.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize