The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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