he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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