; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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