I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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